Searches leading to The Orange Mailman

I check the stats page on my blog occasionally.  When I do, I find it interesting when some search engine has led to The Orange Mailman.  What I find more interesting is the wording that some person has typed into the search engine in order to lead them to The Orange Mailman.  I’ve been saving some memorable ones and I’d like to share them with you.  The following quotes in orange are words that have led straight to yours truly.

 

is Christ secretly here on earth

 

In a word:  No.

 

eating oranges while fasting

 

Just a tip to the person who typed this in:  If you are eating oranges, you aren’t fasting.

 

get cold while fasting

 

You won’t get cold while fasting if you eat some oranges.

 

did romans eat oranges

 

Of course they did.  That’s why they never got cold while fasting.

 

The beast with great iron teeth

 

For the record, I’ve only blogged about Shiloh one time.  So far she has destroyed two portable kennels, three door frames, and now we have an outside kennel for her when we go away.

 

Therefore God also has highly exalted Him and given Him the name which is ab

 

Wow!  I didn’t realize that ab was one of the names of God, or Jesus, or whatever this person was talking about.  I’m sure it has something to do with His strong muscular frame.

 

Mark felt that it was time for him to take part in his community

 

Well, it’s about time, Mark!  What was the holdup?

 

feed the poor scripture

 

Not just the poor, feed the rich scripture, too.  And don’t just the feed the poor scripture, give them some physical food while you’re at it.

 

Using specific words of phrases from Ephesians 2, illustrate the difference between Law and Gospel.  Then use words or phrases from that same chapter to explain before and after as they apply to Gentile believers.

 

Believe it or not, someone typed in the above sentences which led them straight to The Orange Mailman.  Wherever you are brave nerd, we salute you.  I hope you found the answers to your problems right here.

 

has the church replaced Israel

 

In a word:  No.

 

Have fun and stay busy – Luke 19:13

 

-The Orange Mailman

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1 Response to Searches leading to The Orange Mailman

  1. Michelle says:

    Bwahahahahahaahaaaaaaa! *snort* Too funny. And you check the stats more than "occasionally". Methinks you\’re obsessed with your stats.

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